Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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