you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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