He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
