I can't breathe out the right side of my face
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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