idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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