For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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