she was so not down for the gang bang
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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