yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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