Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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