Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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