Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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