we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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