god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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