New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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