I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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