pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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