I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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