i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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