found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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