i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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