this boner is exhausting
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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