I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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