belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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