It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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