Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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