I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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