Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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