You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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