Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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