he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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