lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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