Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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