I am puke
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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