fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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