yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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