so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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