i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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