Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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