i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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