Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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