i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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