Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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