and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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