So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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