hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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