hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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