he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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