Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Never joke about your clitoris.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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