Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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