Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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